A formal introduction

I'm embarrassed that this beautiful blog has been on the tidal wave of the world wide web for over 4 days, and been made the homepage by millions without provide you lovely folks with a clear definition of exactly what this blog is.  Well..... Gillery and I had planned to release a book, entitled "Dead F'in Presidents" for Xmas break, but with his habitual caroling (that looks weird as a verb, but i mean singing christmas songs to strangers) and outrageous number of family outings, and my tendency to forget things in Pittsburgh computer labs and spend a majority of my time laying on a couch making small talk to Renee's friends (how weird is that?), this book had some major publication problems.  Also, our editor, brownie went to Disney world.  He enjoyed himself there so much that he emailed his half asian pen-pal Hines Ward, who convinced his entire team to also go to Disney world.  

Anyways, the goal of this blog, or book, depending on how one views it is to inform people about the hijinx, jokes, activities, arts & crafts, and interests that Gill and I experience on a bi-weekly basis.  For instance, over the last week i experienced not only a feel good laundry story, but also a feel good bagel story.  I'd divulge the details, but they would evoke good natured tears from even the most expressionless people (I'm looking at you Gallo).  

A brief story, total I had an earth shattering revelation, and realized it was time for change.  Seeing as I couldn't change my cavalier attitude towards important aspects of my life, I decided I should get a hair cut.  Since i recently paid 18$ for a mushroom cut that I kept for 4 days, I chose to get a free hair cut.  Also, I have a doctor as a roommate, and since hair is the largest human organ, I realized he would make a serviceable barber.  Needless to say, Jon did an above average job, only messing up around the ears since he was too proud to change to scissors, and proceeded to take too much off the left side of my head.  Currently i look like a mix between Kyle McAlarney and Caryl Brunner, or Caryl Brunner with a buzz cut.