A day in the life

I know what a lot of you are thinking, Jim you're so much more important and famous than me, can you please describe an average day in your life?  The answer of course is no, since my lifestyle would absolutely blow your mind, and there wouldn't be enough time for me to mention all the celebrity cameos that show up on a 24 hour basis.  But, I'll do you all a favor and share with a you a typical day.

Tuesday, February 10th : Still Hung over from Ground Hogs day

9: 55am - Wake up, hit the snooze button

10:20: Roll out of bed, check to see if Jon is still sleeping, he is, Throw on an Abs-alert hoodie and a mean pair of nike sweatpants (No shower necessary)

10:30: Eat a donut, and polish off some cran-grape juice (By far the best juice mixture on the market right now)

10:55- Arrive at my Astronomy class, keep the ipod in until 2 minutes into class because never under any circumstance do you cut off the Killers, especially when they are a performing a very rare Mr. Brightside rendition, found only on Sawdust

12:15- Eat lunch with Tim, as we discuss our upcoming roommate adventures next year.  He decides we need lots of christmas lights and black lights.  We both eat grilled cheese sandwiches

1:00- Take shuttle back to the dorms, The Shuttle gets hijacked

1:10- Arrive at dorms, the hijackers were very understanding folks, and dropped me off since i told them I was in a rush, I was not.

1:20: Step foot in my door, throw my stuff down and turn on ESPN, hear a strange grunting sound from the top bunk.  It is Jon.  He missed his 12pm class, I scold him.

1:30- Watch the A-rod interview for the fourth time, just in case i missed something funny.

2:00- Shower, Do my hair.

2:30- Dentist appointment

3:00- Eat a chicken fries combo from Burger King, mundane to say the least

3:30- Think about how much Erin Andrews let me down last night.....

4:00- Lose to Jon 22-20 in a game of ping pong, in front of his Engineering Friend!!! Totally embarrassing, I shake it off, and only throw a mild temper tantrum since i don't want to make it too awkward for Jon's Friend

4:03- Punch Jon's friend in the ear for making fun of my backhand during critical points (Turns out he didn't say a word, I feel like an asshole)

4:20- You already know

5:00- Go to my management in Complex Environments class, press the Esq. button on chiggy's computer while he plays Jetman.  He is equally upset with me every time i do it.  I think its funnier each time.

6:15- Devour half of a baja chicken submarine sandwich.  Keep the other half for later that night.  Great Foresight

7:30-10:30- Ref some of the finest intramural basketball games in the country.  I blow a blatant shooting foul at the end of the half, but i cash it in when i hear the 10 second yell from the scorer's table.  Shooter confronts me, I tell him to get some orange slices (metaphorically of course).

11:00- Finish the other half of my sub...wow!!!!  Who knew I'd be so hungry this late at night, oh I don't know, maybe me 4 and a half hours ago!!!

12:00- Lose 4 straight games of ping pong to Jon.  Nobody ever loses 4 straight in our rivalry.  It's very uncomfortable in the room.  I make some crazy italian version of easy mac to take my mind off it all.  Like most things italian, this easy mac sucks.  I filled it with water way past the fill line, but it's the Italian aspect that makes it awful, not my lack of a liquid measuring cup.

1:00- Turn on Sportscenter, put on some zubaz, brush my teeth, open the window all the way, crank up the electric blanket, and get ready to enjoy some high quality dreams.  Repeat