Best Screen Names of All time
There has been much debate over the years, and it was no doubt very difficult to piece together a proper list, but I feel as if I did a serviceable job.
10.) Holys Ear Less - Robert Whelan. This is a very underrated screen name since Robby did not grace AIM with his beautiful eyes as much as many other people, but boy was this a gem.
9.) MyDadIsaMailman6 – Paul Boal – the highly scrutinized Paul may not make the top ten of other lists, but this screen name does a very good job of getting to the point. His Dad is a Mailman.
8.) Connor72591 – Connor Brogan- I’m happy to put Connor into anything that I create, and this screen name was pure genius. His name is Connor. He is a goofball, but you would not know it from this simplistic work of art.
7.) Drayyyyyyyyyyyyy- Jon Dray – Don’t go crying the politics game because he is my roommate, this is very solid screen name, anyway you cut it. To save strain on your eyes, there are 13 “Y”s in the screenname, presumably in honor of Dan Marino, his favorite athlete/actor (Ace Ventura).
6.) iluwudirt – Jared Passman – This one would have flew under the radar had I not gone back to the archives, but that’s the kind of writer I am, very thorough. Iluwudirt stands for “I Like It When U Do It Right There”, which shows his affinity for Chingy and abbreviating. Jared changes his screennames like Cammaratta changed girlfriends in middle school, so that is why it is not higher on the list. Also, Jared tackles me a lot.
5.) IV3wannabe – Jim Abbott – Hell, I think I deserve it, it rhymes, it’s cute, it’s computer literate, what’s not to like.
4.) IV3Gonab – Tim Cammaratta – He always One ups me. This was a bold statement, saying that he was going to be Iverson, when I simply referred to myself as an Iverson want to be. He also spelled gonna wrong, and took the “E” off of be, showing that he is more computer literate than me. But boy was it an effective screen name. I don’t even want to think about the chatrooms that he was in.
3.) TonyBasweetsta009 – Mike Nelson – This was pure genius. The man showed his love for an old overrated 3rd baseman in the most simple of ways. Also, I can only assumed the 009 was his estimated graduation year (2009), which is funny, because he defied the odds and graduated in 2008.
2.) Juicenotguilty – Ryan Browne – Nobody showed their pleasure with their American Legal system the way Brownie did with his screen name. Even after the Juice was convicted for robbing a whole bunch of shit, Brownie kept the screen and kept his stance. Brilliant.
1.) PeleTim – Tim Cammaratta – This was a unanimous selection, there was no competition. This doesn’t even need an explanation. Peletim is absolutely priceless.
Honorable mentions: Patshot7- It can be interpreted as Pat shot 7, or Pat’s hot 7
SassyCassie143- She sure is sassy
Dud Do Right 9 – Not bad licata
FireCat 143 – Hilarious Renee
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