Who Wants to Win a Date with Moe Bailey?

Wow am I glad to see Abbott is back. It was 10 days we were without James Marshall bloggin on our collective heads. I am thinking maybe it took awhile to rest up from the big night he had downtown Buffalo, which was the decision he made instead of chillin with me for the greatest basketball game of all time. I'm not bitter about it just perplexed, I've never seen Fresca or Keystone Light served at such places like Liars and Bottoms Up. I think I speak for anyone when I say it'd be weird to see James Marshall with a Budweiser and to a lesser degree a screwdriver in his hands. Either way next time a game goes 6 overtimes maybe I'll be blessed with Jimmy's presence.

Now for the reason why you are still reading this, yes you could win a date with Damour Bailey. To sign up all you gotta do is e-mail deadfinprez@gmail.com with a list of your credentials. Damour wants me to make you send in a picture please keep it G-rated, you have to remember Damour is a superstar and he's looking for a nice date here not groupy love. Instead of emailing you can easily find Jimmy, myself or Damour on facebook and explain why you should win the date. We are still settling things with VH1, which will broadcast the date live.

If your reading this and don't know Damour let me explain to you why your gonna wanna try and win this date. Obviously Damour is a superior athlete, he was quarterbacking the Ken West Blue Devils since his sophomore year, not even Heisman trophy winner Tim Tebow can claim he was a Ken West quarterback! In the winter Damour took his man ways to the hockey team...PSYCH!  Damour played basketball and even played part of his junior year with a cast on, not even NBA legends Michael Jordan or Bill Cartwright ever played with a cast on their shooting arm. In the spring I think he runs track or some BS like that. Aside from his athletic achievements Damour also happens to be a genius, despite him getting 0 out of 50 on a consumer chemistry quiz once (true story) He also has free-styling talent as evidenced when he was free styled about mainly Mighty Taco on the way back from a basketball game. you can download it for 99 cents on itunes its titled "mighty taco freestyle 2007" His other highlights are calling the family car the "bat mobile", having a few Red Hot Chili Peppers songs on his ipod, and showing up to a basketball practice 40 mins late which meant he had to run around the court 80 times (2 laps foreach minute late) coach Jim Badgley's strict all business team rules also included don't get caught drinking (whoops) , ties on game day, and no sex on game days. Although it was not a official team rule he once threatened to make me ride home with the cheerleaders because I was playing like a certain female body part (not knee caps)

Theres been a lot of rumors swirling around about me finally getting a text message from a Pitt gymnast. I wish I could provide you with a answer but I really can't. You see I did get a text message from someone with a Philadelphia area code saying she was a gymnast, but I really have no proof it was her. I can easily see Jimmy trying to trick me, to try and get me to reveal how I spit my game. He would love nothing more then to blog about me saying things such as "your brown eyes make my heart beat reasonably faster" or " I can't wait til I visit Pittsburgh again either my little rookie of the year" Anyhow when i find out if its Jimmy and his crazy friends  I'll obviously blog about the heart break. Oh and no I'm not gonna tell you who she was for the sake of her safety, she could get killed for my phone number or kidnapped and tortured out of pure jealousy.

In conclusion to this blog I'd like everyone who reads this to ask John Haberman what the current room you two are in smells like

Rock On,

Gillery