Summer To Do List

The other day, I finished school.  It was awesome.  Now that teachers aren't all over me with their stupid rules and stupid assignments, I can finally focus on the important things in life.  I know a lot of people are wondering that since I won't be living with Dr. Jon Dray for 4 months, will I still be able to get the same amount of activities done?  The obvious is answer is a resounding, unequivocal, NO.  I mean we had bunk beds and a PS2, its impossible to recreate that many activities in a 4 month span.  With the place to myself now though, I can finally do the things that I prefer though, like listen to the same classic music song on repeat, watch NBA basketball, and stay up REALLY LATE without getting a dirty look from Jon.  I have high aspirations for this summer seeing as it about twice as long as last summer.  Obviously I would like to do more than 10 things this summer, but if I can't, these would be the 10 things that I would most like to do.

10.) Bury Whipple in tennis in front of all his piers and extended family.  Obviously whenever we play I will bury him, but making sure that all of his aunts and uncles are in attendance are where things get tricky.  Also I don't know who Whipple's piers are, but I will find them.

9.) Have Robby and Tim meet and settle their differences.  It really is getting out of hand, both parties are being stubborn in this quarrel, and like that one scrubs episode, the real winner of this stubborn battle is who can apologize first.  I look forward to see who the winner is.

8.) eat candy

7.) Watch Like Mike

6.) Execute Operation Overall, I'd like to go in to detail her, but me and my confidant cannot give out any more information, but it is going to be glorious.

5.) Get married, It's about time for me to settle down, this wild lifestyle of staying up late and eating ice cream needs to come to an end.

4.) Make sure that whore signs the pre-nup.

3.) Get a Crabtree jersey

2.) Attend Michael Vick's release party on May 20th.  

1.) Attend Michael Vick's release party on May 20th, and not make a scene.  Knowing Vick, this is going to be a BIG party.  I'm assuming performances by Ja Rule for sure, and maybe Celine Dion depending on the acoustics.  Also, the Vick bar is always chalk-full of Stones, I need to know my limit and just enjoy myself.  I don't want to punch any peta assholes in the gut or ask Warrick Dunn to build me a house.  Hopefully Peerless Price is there an we can just chill.  If not, who knows.