Spring is pretty diverse, if you reside in Buffalo like myself it could be 65 and sunny 1 day, and then snowy the next day. In spring you could wear a hoody and jeans, or shorts and a tall T and you would not look like an idiot, unless you wear a navy blue shirt and black shorts which I wasn't aware didn't "match" until yesterday but I slowly digress. Spring also happens to be the start of the baseball season. If your unfamiliar with baseball, it is America's past time. Baseball represents everything that is right about America. Now that Ken Griffey Jr. is once again a Seattle Mariner, your Dead F'in Prez authors as well as a few other stragglers will be going anywhere and everywhere to see this legend. I also like spring's holidays. I'm a modern day Chris Columbus so I always find my easter basket in like .6 seconds, mostly because my mom can't reach any high places in the house so its always under a couch or in the freezer or something. Speaking of holidays and Mini Moms, not only is her favorite holiday in spring, but her birthday is exactly 1 day before it (aka today) Yet another reason why spring is so cool.
I can't really think of any other reasons why I like spring but I'll say that to say this, the birds are chirping, flowers are blooming like my 3rd least favorite cousin Jareds beard and the sun comes out of the closet.
Now that you have fully digested why your enjoying spring its time to get serious.I am facing 40 years- to life in prison. I got a speeding ticket for going 140 in a 30 in North Tonawanda, the cop asked me why I was going so fast and I said "obiously to get the hell out of NT you scumbags" Eventually they sent me some crap about going to court, followed up a few days later with a notification saying my court date changed. Under all this confusion and me being a slacker I was informed I missed court which was friday the 17th. I was also informed in Italy friday the 17th is bad luck, like friday the 13th here. This all makes sense...Italians hate me, the government hates me, North Tonawanda and me have mutual hate. The fact of the matter is its a surprise I made it alive to see saturday the 18th with all the hate out there.
Alot of folks wanna know who i got in the NBA playoffs, I pretty much knew the whole season, its gonna be Nuggets vs Cavaliers. Like Tim Cammaratta once said, if we outscore them were gonna win. It should come down to that in the Finals this season as well.
Respect 1 another,
Gillery
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