Come back like jordan, wearing the four five

Hello world, it's been so long since I blogged on your head that I almost almost forgot my password.  Anyways, I know you all are wondering, Jim what are you going to do now that your only friend at Pittsburgh Dejuan Blair is leaving you for greener pastures (NBA not PGA).  Well, like all good things, my relationship with the big man must come to an end.  I sure am gonna miss the piggy back rides he gave me to class, and the milkshakes we shared with 2 straws at the Perch, but I'll live.  I mean if I was a 6'6 center with a questionable jump shot, I would have no choice but to enter the draft too.  It's been real Dejuan, its been real.

Recently, I scared Dan (Tom Brady) by staking out in his closet for 15 minutes while he was out of his room.  When he returned, I jumped out, and yelled the scariest thing i could think of... "HEY!"  Needless to say, he was startled.  We shared a good chuckle, and I thought the incident was behind us.  I was wrong.  I was terribly wrong.  Two days later, when I was out of the dorms, and Jon went to grab a snack and left our dorm room open (I swear, I have to do EVERYTHING) Dan made his move.  I returned to the room, and noticed everything was gone, Both our computers, TV, DVD's, Jon's wallet, CANDY (just kidding, that is kept in a secret location where nobody but me can get to).  I looked at Jon with my patented "NO WAY" look.  He too was startled, and upset with himself for leaving the door open, presumably.  After initially blaming Chad, and realizing he had a good alibi, he was with me the whole time, we focused our blame elsewhere.  Dan came into the room, and gave his patented "NO WAY" look, but then reminded me of the time when I scared him.  To answer your questions, yes, it was Dan who stole our stuff!  Talk about the scare of a life time.  After a little coercing, Dan agreed to give our stuff back, but the lesson was learned.  Don't scare Dan unless you are ready for war.

Besides getting scared shitless lately, I have taken time out of my busy schedule to observe my 2009 Seattle Mariners.  If I could sum up these '09 M's in one rap lyric it would be "The last of the best, one world to describe them, spectacular, yes!"  With a gold glove laden outfield, and King, there's no way this team loses more than 100 games this year.  Though I know that it's improbable that the Mariners will win the World Series this year, I find solace in the fact that neither will the Yankees or the $441 million dollars they spent this offseason.  My pick is none other than the Florida Marlins, led by their young arms of Josh Beckett, Dontrelle Willis, and Brad Penny.  With those 3 heading their rotation, there is no way they lose a best of 7 series.  

Last but not least, there has been a lot of speculation that Mike Nelson will bat clean up on the PSAS esquires softball team this summer since he has bulked up, and has a chiseled beach body to rival Paul Walker.  Though his Bod does look exceptionally Hott, we are still batting him at the lead off position, where his exceptional wheels can be best utilized.  Think of him as Alphonso Soriano... on acid.  I'd also like to use this time to send apology cards to Mike for getting his hopes up for the 09 Cuse basketball season, only to find out 3 of their starters are entering the draft.  Don't worry, Harris and Devo will return after realizing they are D-Leaguers, but please, everyone, Mike is the biggest Syracuse fan I know, In fact, he makes Gillery look like a Bandwaggoner, I know Mike is heartbroken about this, so please send your condolences.