Right here you are about to read the chronicles of my mother, more lovingly referred to as Mini Mom, I told her I was writing a paper about marijuana for english class when I really just wanted to talk about weed with my mom. (Editors Note- Dead F'in Prez does not condone or un condone the use of marijuana or any other hilarious plant)
How old were you when you first smoked weed?
19
Did you get high the first time?
no
Do you think weed should be legalized?
Yes, its like alcohol. You drink for the same reason as you smoke pot.
Did you get the “munchies” ?
yes
Were there any drinks or foods you enjoyed most while high?
Sweet things, your not gonna believe the name of this “Screaming Yellow Zonkers” (she described it as a popcorn w/ buttery sweet glaze like cracker jacks)
Did anything negative ever happen?
no
Have you ever operated heavy machinery while blazed?
No
You never drove a car high?
No, never.
What were your favorite places to smoke?
The house I lived in in college (Niagara university)
Did you ever smoke weed with dad? If so how often
Yes, I don’t know… maybe around 50 times
Everything was funnier, right ?
Yeah it was pretty funny
Did you ever get cought smoking marijuana? By parents, cops, etc.
No
What music did you like to listen to under the influence
Wow…well…just about anything. The Doors, Eric Clapton I liked.
Did you like to be around any particular people while high? If so whom?
My friends...Aunt Sharon, Dad, Jimmy Downs
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